I wanna go down below, where the Gnomes go

Find every lost sock that I ever owned

I bet they got my keys, and my favorite pair of shades

And the sculpture of Elvis that I made in tenth grade....

 

Where do the Gnomes go?  Oooh I gotta know

Gonna put out some bait, and follow them home

Where do the Gnomes go?  Oooh I gotta see

Bet they're living large off the stuff they stole from me

........and our whole family!

Bet you got your own

Little family of Gnomes!

 

Where do the Gnomes go?  Oooh I gotta know

Where do the Gnomes go?  Oooh I gotta know

Oooh I gotta know...........

Oooh I gotta know!

 

They keep taking all my stuff, everytime I turn my back

And I swear I could have heard one of the little ones laugh!

 

Where do the Gnomes go?  Oooh I gotta know!

Cuz I'm missing a red lighter and important post-it notes

Bet they took the clippers I just had the other day

And the lucky cat's eye marble 

That I carried with me always.......meow!